Funny Halloween Mom Trick or Treat Retro Greeting Card

This cheeky Halloween card is perfect for moms who’ve officially run out of patience with trick-or-treat chaos. The front reads: “Take two pieces. I’ve got Ozempic, vodka, and zero patience left.” A hilarious nod to modern mom life, where candy bowls and cocktails go hand in hand.

Printed on high-quality cardstock, it’s ideal for friends with a sense of humor, coworkers who appreciate sarcasm, or anyone who knows a little witchy magic goes a long way.

A6 Folded 4.9" x 6.9"
BLANK inside
The finish is smooth and matte.
Printed with high-quality archival inks on (100#) stock.
Comes with Envelope